Friday, October 21, 2011

Captioned Photo: Surprise!

Sometimes we are surprised by those who have placed us in chastity. Hopefully, these surprises are something wonderful, sometimes not. But some surprises seem to over shadow all others...


nemo
Posted by nemo at 11:12 AM

12 comments:

  1. Tom AllenOctober 21, 2011 at 1:51 PM

    "And I don't know why you''re complaining. You asked for permanent chastity, so it's not like you were going to get to use it anyway.

    "Now, about those strap-on fantasies you mentioned when we were dating..."

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  2. nemoOctober 21, 2011 at 3:30 PM

    Thanks, Tom!

    Or perhaps:
    "You are going to have to learn some new oral sex techniques."

    Or even:
    "I don't care that you don't like it. I could just throw away the key, you know!"

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  3. Robert_AnthonyOctober 21, 2011 at 3:46 PM

    Oooh, I think... Tom's missed the elephant in the room. No need for a strap-on.

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  4. Celtic QueenOctober 22, 2011 at 4:06 AM

    I think Tom is alluding to the fact that the strap on is for her to wear. Let's hope there isn't an elephant in the room as well.....

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  5. Tom AllenOctober 22, 2011 at 7:03 AM

    :Tom rolls his eyes and clicks the next link:

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  6. Robert_AnthonyOctober 22, 2011 at 11:48 AM

    Why would she need one? Bailey Jay has a perfectly good cock!

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  7. Robert_AnthonyOctober 22, 2011 at 11:52 AM

    As we can see here...

    http://www.hungdolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/bailey-jay8.jpg

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  8. Tom AllenOctober 23, 2011 at 5:49 PM

    Guys, look - the picture has a backstory.

    You (the viewer) have dated this sexy and alluring woman for months, maybe longer. You confessed your kinky desires, including the one for long term or even permanent chastity. Seeing an opportunity, she arranges to have you locked into a secure device. As you go mad with desire, you confess to her even more kinky fantasies. Finally, you ask, no, beg her to marry you - which she does.

    It's on your honeymoon that you discover that this alluring woman has something extra, something on which you hadn't counted. And that is when she explains the situation: that you're never going to be unlocked, and that you had better prepare yourself for some interesting, if unconventional, marital exercises.

    Have I gotten it pretty close, Nemo?

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  9. nemoOctober 23, 2011 at 6:22 PM

    Yeah, Tom, you got it right. It's just a shame you have to explain the back stories to guys whose imaginations should be good enough to figure it out for themselves.

    But thanks!

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  10. Robert_AnthonyOctober 24, 2011 at 2:18 PM

    Hmm... so explain to me again who the strap-on is for, and why it is necessary, or am I being thick?

    She is a HE, she needs not a strap on, correct?

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  11. Robert_AnthonyOctober 24, 2011 at 2:20 PM

    Forget it. I get it now... Celtic Queen confused me... (that's my story and I'm sticking to it!)

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  12. AnonymousDecember 1, 2012 at 3:55 AM

    OMG Bailey Jay, he is so lucky to have her.

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